An update of the official Wayward 'Toonists gazette!
Last we left the Triple Unicorn Brothers, our heroes were riding high on the success of the Jukebox Jam exhibition.
Although their public exposition of musical doodling quandaries turned into a critical disaster, the lads made a mint from the commercial success! The sell-out of their over-inflated priced artwork and the adjacent merchandising in the forms of 'Wayward themed action figures, keyrings, plastic replica drinking devices, illegal mixtapes and tea-towls left the lords giddily cashed up!
What followed was an insane spending spree of murderous decadence that would rival the history book entries of most spoilt, powerful and hubristic god-like activities!Unfortunately the cash dried up and the hangers-on and sycophants moved onto the new flavour of the season. Society ceased to turn a blind eye to the Unicorn Brothers more eccentric behaviours!
While the ability to manifest their telepathy in the form of a "psychic knife" is NOT one of their powers, knowing when bar goes dry IS!
Vowing to disappear once again from public scrutiny and turning their backs on the cruel artworld they set about to make their own private ammends.
The Lord opened up an orphange specialzing in troubled bairns, The Brigadier pledged himself to a hermit-like academic institution while The Baron built a half-way shelter for sex-addicts and other down-trodden miscreants.
But as we'll find out in PART II, if the phoenix transforms into the form of a monkey does it NOT still posses the nature of the phoenix?!
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